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The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

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10 Toys That Are Replacing Cutting-Edge Technology (via strandedonthemainland)

I dropped my 3DS down a flight of concrete stairs and it just got a little scratched on the corners.

(via digitallyimpaired)

flomation:

oh-look-benedict:

a-magicalunicorn:

charliexxx:

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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ten

i hate u

i will find you and i will skin you 

I will burn the heart out of you.

Burn the heart, you say? 

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That’s adorable.

spoken-not-written:

I C AN TS TBWHAHTE
spoken-not-written:

I C AN TS TBWHAHTE
spoken-not-written:

I C AN TS TBWHAHTE
spoken-not-written:

I C AN TS TBWHAHTE
spoken-not-written:

I C AN TS TBWHAHTE
spoken-not-written:

I C AN TS TBWHAHTE

spoken-not-written:

I C AN TS TBWHAHTE

(Source: morganamigos)

super-star-destroyer:

heliosthesundeity:

super-star-destroyer:

heliosthesundeity:

heliosthesundeity:

super-star-destroyer:

super-star-destroyer:

I really want to start using mens’ deodorant because holy shit have you smelled that stuff?

heliosthesundeity

What’s your favorite brand/smell?

We should both put on deoderant and hug and just smell each other.

yeah! 

MANLY CUDDLE PILE.

MANLY CUDDLE PILE OF AMAZING SMELLS

ANYONE WHO SMELLS MANLY ENOUGH IS ALLOWED TO JOIN OUR MANLY CUDDLE PILE.

galaxyspeaking:


Amortentia, a Scorpius / Rose comic : page I,II, III, IV & V / VI

Finally ! I did it, only one page left ! I initially thought there would be only 5 pages to this but turns out there’s still one page I need to draw to make the comic work :). Can you guess who’s the guest on page 5 ?
galaxyspeaking:


Amortentia, a Scorpius / Rose comic : page I,II, III, IV & V / VI

Finally ! I did it, only one page left ! I initially thought there would be only 5 pages to this but turns out there’s still one page I need to draw to make the comic work :). Can you guess who’s the guest on page 5 ?
galaxyspeaking:


Amortentia, a Scorpius / Rose comic : page I,II, III, IV & V / VI

Finally ! I did it, only one page left ! I initially thought there would be only 5 pages to this but turns out there’s still one page I need to draw to make the comic work :). Can you guess who’s the guest on page 5 ?
galaxyspeaking:


Amortentia, a Scorpius / Rose comic : page I,II, III, IV & V / VI

Finally ! I did it, only one page left ! I initially thought there would be only 5 pages to this but turns out there’s still one page I need to draw to make the comic work :). Can you guess who’s the guest on page 5 ?
galaxyspeaking:


Amortentia, a Scorpius / Rose comic : page I,II, III, IV & V / VI

Finally ! I did it, only one page left ! I initially thought there would be only 5 pages to this but turns out there’s still one page I need to draw to make the comic work :). Can you guess who’s the guest on page 5 ?

galaxyspeaking:

Amortentia, a Scorpius / Rose comic : page I,II, III, IV & V / VI

Finally ! I did it, only one page left ! I initially thought there would be only 5 pages to this but turns out there’s still one page I need to draw to make the comic work :). Can you guess who’s the guest on page 5 ?

enigmaticagentalice:

fictional couples who are on a permanent last name basis

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fictional couples who only ever use each other’s title or rank

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fictional couples who then use each other’s first names in times of high stress or really intimate, heartwarming moments

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“I am one of billions. I am stardust gathered fleetingly into form. I will be ungathered. The stardust will go on to be other things someday and I will be free.”  [x]

“I am one of billions. I am stardust gathered fleetingly into form. I will be ungathered. The stardust will go on to be other things someday and I will be free.”  [x]

(Source: husbandshutup)

ursulavernon:

haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

  1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
  2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
  3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite…

(Source: bwmegatron)

Anonymous Asked
Questioni have a friend who is really toxic, she constantly makes triggering comments, jokes about my self harm and makes jokes about my gender, refuses to acknowledge my pronouns. but she made me promise that i wouldn't just ditch her like other friends have, but here's the thing! i can't be around her any longer, but i'm so scared and i know that if i tried to talk to her about ending the friendship i would get nervous and chicken out. is it wrong to just stop talking to her? Answer

flomation:

You’re not obligated to stay with someone if they’re making you feel horrible. It’s perfectly justified that you don’t want to be friends with her anymore and it’s okay to stop talking to her. Do consider telling her why, all the same. 

Best of luck, and if you want help with anything, you know where to find me!